human creature Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Ever wondered what makes up a human creature? This edgy and thought-provoking tee breaks it down with a unique "ingredients & nutrition facts" design, blending dark humor with a creative twist. Featuring a bold list of essential human traits—like chaos, caffeine, bad decisions, and existential dread—this shirt is perfect for those who embrace their inner madness with a grin.

Made from soft, comfortable fabric, this tee is designed for those who love to stand out, spark conversation, and wear their weirdness like a badge of honor. Whether you’re into alternative fashion, dark humor, or just looking for something truly unique, this shirt has the perfect mix of personality and attitude.

100% Human. 0% Regrets. Wear it proudly.


.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable. 
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.